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Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7565
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	194
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Votes:	1551	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Farms Harvested:	643
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3841	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!