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winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Runes Activated:	6

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8174	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Potions Brewed:	103
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Animals Bred:	134
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3784

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	841	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	283
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

CraftingLoseIt

Ability, autocorrect, common mistakes, Communication, CraftingLoseIt, education, English language, grammar, homophones, Language, language evolution, language trends, learning, Literacy, LOSE, misspelling, MISTAKES, orthography, Spelling, vocabulary, writing skills

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your blocky empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Llama King and the mischievous Chicken Overlord as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas and ride into battle on their fluffy backs, or will you align yourself with the chickens and peck your way to victory?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Spelling Bee Dungeon, where players must correctly spell words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in order to unlock rare treasures. Can you outspell the spelling bee and claim your reward?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about it! Just remember, if you can’t handle the craziness, you might just…loose your mind.

CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!

4D Power Players

4D beings, advanced civilizations, advanced intelligence, Alternate Realities, cosmic entities, existential questions, extraterrestrial beings, higher consciousness, higher dimensions, hypothetical scenarios, mind-bending concepts, multidimensional beings, parallel universes, Players, power, Powerscaling, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, speculative science, theoretical physics, theoretical speculation, time manipulation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9993	Dragon Eggs Found:	1104
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	6993	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

join this epic minecraft server where 4D beings are the admins and they will powerscale you into oblivion! 🤯

imagine building your dream castle only to have it crushed by a giant 4D being who just wanted to say hi! 😂

our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know the 4D beings will just respawn them with a snap of their fingers! 💥

come join us and experience the chaos of a minecraft world ruled by beings beyond our comprehension. just make sure to pack some extra blocks, you never know when a 4D being might decide to rearrange your entire base for fun! 🏰🔮

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have evolved into 4D super chickens! 🐔✨

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, Donations, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Revolution SMP: Where Creepers have more social skills than players

Adventure, Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, Chill, Community, Computer, console, CREEPERS, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, Joinable, Journey, mobile, PC, Players, Realm, Relaxed, revolution, Skills, smp, Social, Story, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Revolution SMP Overview

Description
Revolution SMP is a brand-new Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together. Join us in Revolution SMP and be part of an exciting adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Revolution SMP on Java Edition?	1. Launch Minecraft, click “Multiplayer”, click “Add Server”, type in “play.revsmp.com” as the server address, click “Done” and join the server.
How do I join Revolution SMP on Bedrock Edition?	In your Minecraft Client, go to the “Friends” tab, click “Add Friend”, enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive), click “Add Friend”, and join Revolution SMP under “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab.