Рекорд MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyLoveTriangle

Proposal, shower, Summer, family vacation, BlockyLoveTriangle

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

CraftyRussianGuard

SECURITY, military forces, Ukraine, Geopolitics, Military

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Commercial2Famous

entertainment industry, success, celebrity endorsements, Actors, Media

so, like, imagine you’re an actor, right? you start off doing these lame commercials for like, i don’t know, cat food or something. but then you get all famous and start doing big movies and tv shows. but get this, once you’re like super mega famous, you go BACK to doing commercials! crazy, right?

well, that’s kinda like our minecraft server. we start off all chill and fun, just like those early commercials. but as you play and level up, things get more intense and exciting, just like when you hit the big time in hollywood. and once you reach the tippy top of our server, you’ll be doing crazy cool stuff that’ll make you feel like a superstar!

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the brad pitt of block building or the meryl streep of mining. anything is possible in our wacky world!

PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!

sex education, Effectiveness, sexual behavior, Conversation, higher pornography use

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!

Severation SMP

Vanilla, Survival, Whitelist, Minecraft SMP Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla PaperMC 18+ Survival Vanilla Multiplayer Community Plugins Economy PVP Building Redstone Biomes Exploration Adventure Resource pack Customization, PvE

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on PaperMC. We have few and simple rules, focused on creating a healthy and friendly SMP experience, such as no griefing or stealing.

mc.severation.net:25566

Terrarealm Survival Server

Europe, Economy, PvP, play.terrarealm.net., smp

We are back! And this time its going to be SMP style close to pure survival experience

INFO Version: 1.21 BETA Premium Only Server Located in Europe IP: PLAY.TERRAREALM.NET

NO ADMIN STORE Instead of admin store, there will be a player market where players can create

play.terrarealm.net:10101

EXPLORE 🌍 | CONQUER 🏰 | CAST ✨ | CRAFT 🔧 | ENGAGE 👹 | FORGE 🔨

Conquer, Forge, Biomes, Magic, cast

Embark on an Unparalleled MMO RPG Adventure! 🌍🔮

🔍 Explore & Conquer: With over 500 Dungeons 🏰 and 300+ Biomes 🌳, adventure awaits at every corner!

✨ Magic Awaits: Cast spells and harness the power of custom items to defeat your foes. 👹

📖 Epic Boss Fights & Storylines: Engage with custom bosses and immerse yourself in captivating narratives.

🛠️ Superior Crafting: Forge top-tier armor 🔧 with unique Custom Ores like Amber, Ruby, and Jade. Become the legend you were meant to be.

🤝 Friendly Community: Join our no-grief, positive gaming environment. Make friends and rivals, not enemies!

🎁 Rewards & Realms: Earn Playtime Ranks 🕒 and explore unique realms, including the custom End and Nether.

misteria.serveminecraft.net

Welcome to “The Minelanders: where building a house is more stressful than in real life”!

map size, PvP, Donations, stressful, Minelanders

Server Name	The ‘Minelanders
Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. Whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or just playing Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. Survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

Community Nights:

Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! This Saturday will be one chunk world, where the whole server will be locked in a single chunk for the night. Things are sure to go well!

Vanilla Reimagined:

General Information: We have rebalanced certain aspects of vanilla Minecraft through plugins and player feedback to allow for more varied gameplay experiences. Elytras, autofarms, and more have been adjusted to create a more balanced and enjoyable gameplay environment.

Features:

Plot protection available in four sizes for in-game currency
Player shop chests for selling items to other players
Clans for teaming up with other players
Limited map size to keep players relatively close, with a 6k block diameter
Donations for server maintenance with no in-game advantages

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for items, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing allowed, Lavacasting not allowed
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about other players
Circumventing intended server behavior prohibited

Pictures from the last edition of the server: Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

AdblockCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, YouTube Algorithm, ad blocking technology, youtube monetization, adblocker

Are you tired of Youtube constantly trying to sneak past your adblocker? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is so ad-free, you won’t even remember what an ad looks like. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come join us and escape the clutches of Youtube’s sneaky ads – you won’t regret it!

FPS_Collab_MinecraftSMP

strategy, FPS_Collab_MinecraftSMP, video games, fps collab, homos

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: one time, our players decided to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area because why not? And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama race through a maze filled with exploding chickens. It was a disaster, but oh so hilarious.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and players who don’t hold back. It’s a bloodbath, but in the most entertaining way possible.

So come join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next? Join now and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!