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Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Farms Harvested:	964	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ores Mined:	9059
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9890
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	6935
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2853	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
New Chunks Explored:	606144	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	694
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?