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PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	904	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2735	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Towns Built:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7430	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	2902
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7006
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	New Chunks Explored:	145593
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!