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NoNameMC – Minecraft Server

Server, work policy, workplace drama, manager approval, executive assistant

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a strict WFH policy – that’s right, Work From Home! Just like the OP’s managers, you can enjoy the luxury of building your virtual world from the comfort of your own home. No need to commute through dangerous pixelated forests or dodge creepers on your way to work.

But beware, there are other players who may try to bring you down like “Kelly” did to the OP. Don’t worry, we have a special “Call Out” feature where you can publicly shame any player who dares to question your WFH privileges. Take that, Kelly!

Join our server and show off your building skills while avoiding office drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join us and escape the real world, just like this player escaped his brother’s wedding drama. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky in-laws who despise you for no reason. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building friendships, not holding grudges like this player’s brother’s fiance.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky fun and ridiculous stories. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that’s way cooler than your real one!

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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

disbelief, growing up, reality check, childhood memories, harsh truth

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind like finding out Santa isn’t real but in an adult way. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of wild players who are all like “Yo, let’s build a giant statue of a potato!” And you’re just like, “Hell yeah, I’m in!” But wait, there’s more. We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot sauce. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real, but way more lit, bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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KrasnovCraft2020

KrasnovCraft2020, military perspective, Military analysis, Government, opinion

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the U.S. military and President Krasnov himself! That’s right, you can join forces with the most powerful army in the world while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe President Krasnov will even drop by to play a few rounds of spleef with you! So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyUkrainians

trade agreements, CraftyUkrainians, Natural resources, geopolitical concerns, problematic issues

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got more drama den Ukraine and the US! We ain’t ready to sign no subsoil deal cuz we got ”problematic issues” like creepers blowing up our diamonds and zombies stealing our pork chops. But hey, dat just makes it more fun, right? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a good time! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the madness, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

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Asthma Antioxidant Oasis

asthma management, natural remedies, holistic health, lung health, asthma research

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but also wanna be healthy and stuff? well, this server is the place for u! we got plant-based antioxidants that will make u feel like a superhero in the game.

imagine this: u are fighting off a bunch of creepers and suddenly u eat a virtual blueberry and BAM! ur asthma is like, gone. u can breathe easy while u build ur epic castle or whatever.

this server is like a magical forest of health and wellness, but also like, with zombies and stuff. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player ever!

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Paracosm Survival

Wilderness, action-packed, land protections, competitive, Kit PvP

Paracosm Survival is the ultimate Minecraft server for players seeking an authentic vanilla experience, enhanced with simple land protections and user-friendly commands. Whether you’re a creative builder, a competitive PvP enthusiast, or a survivalist at heart, there’s something here for everyone.

Join us to build sprawling creations, engage in thrilling raids, or brave the wilderness in survival mode.

Paracosm Survival features:

A Creative World for unlimited building potential.

A Kit PvP Arena for fast-paced, action-packed battles.

A vast Main Survival World where you can explore, craft, and thrive in the untamed wilderness.

Discover your next adventure at Paracosm Survival, where the community is as diverse as the gameplay!

paracosmsurvival.com

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Unhinged craft

Server, Unhinged Craft, Minecraft, Fun, bright future

A New found server form an existing comunnity reunited together

looking for a bright future and fun come join us at unhinged craft where everyone will welcome you as family

194.213.3.154:25584

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Eternal Frosty Peaks 1.20.3

hollow face, facial structure, menopausal effects, frosty, bone density loss

Come join our wacky Minecraft server where your face won’t melt away like in real life! We promise no bone resorption here, just epic adventures and pixelated fun! Who needs a saggy face when you can have blocky goodness instead? Join now and save your face from melting into oblivion!

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SeatSaverMC – Modern Minecraft Server

customer service, tired passengers, uncomfortable situation, old man, Minecraft

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

So, imagine this: you’re on a crowded train in Europe, trying to find your seat when suddenly a wild old man appears and claims your spot as his own. But fear not, for on our server, we have a special mini-game called “Seat Stealer Showdown” where you can battle it out with other players to claim your rightful spot!

Join us for the ultimate train ride experience, where you never know who might try to steal your seat next. Will you be the polite player who kindly asks for their seat back, or will you unleash your inner customer service voice and brain to outwit your opponent?

And remember, on our server, reservations have priority! So make sure to book your spot early to avoid any chaotic situations like the one our brave player faced on that fateful train ride.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter a tired conductor or two along the way. See you there, and remember: always trust but verify!

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