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Momma’s Mine Shack

aita, Boyfriend, controlling mother, Deadlines, dictator, emotional support animal, escape room weekend, Future, guilt tripping, holding life hostage, living under rule, minimum wage, mom’s family business, mommas, moving in together, reality show, secure job, Shack, site manager, Struggling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Potions Brewed:	137	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dating a guy whose mom is basically a dictator! Join us for a virtual adventure where you don’t have to clean houses before guests arrive or deal with guilt-tripping bosses.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend being called lazy or being forced to work instead of enjoying escape room weekends. Say goodbye to emotional support animal duties and hello to building your dream world in Minecraft!

Join us and leave Linda’s rule behind. Build your future without the fear of being held hostage by a controlling boss. Who needs real-life struggles when you can have fun in our Minecraft world? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your escape from the drama!

SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs

Attack, bombs, bus, CASUALTIES, children’s wellness center, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone, drone attack, drone strikes, emergency response, Fire, injured, international relations, Military, news coverage, Russian, strikes, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!

SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

cardiovascular health, Detoxification, health benefits, holistic wellness, immune system boost, improved circulation, improved sleep, increased energy levels, lower blood pressure, Mental well-being, moderate-intensity exercise, muscle relaxation, physical well-being, Relaxation, respiratory health, SaunaCraft, Saunas, self-care, skin health, stress relief, success, sweat, weight loss

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Votes:	1796	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

Sonder Fantasy

Roleplay

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

A fantasy roleplay server, set in the unique world of Volaris. Players are able to control the direction of the world, limited only by what they think is achievable. Join us today to start your adventure.

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Deadland UHC

airdrops, balance changes, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, crafting recipes, Deadland, Discord, Enchantments, Kits, Language, Loot, Mechanics, Miami, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, Server, Staff, Uhc, Version

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Votes:	5209

Server Name	DEADLAND UHC
Unique Mechanics	Double and Triple Ores, Matches lasting 45 minutes, Custom crafting recipes, Custom kits, Custom enchantments, Airdrops with legendary loot
Version	1.17.1-1.20.x
Default Language	Spanish
Server Location	MIAMI

FAQ

Q: What is UHC?

A: UHC stands for Ultra Hardcore. It is a game mode in Minecraft where players do not naturally regenerate health.

Q: How long do matches on DEADLAND UHC last?

A: Matches last no more than 45 minutes.

Q: Are there custom cosmetics on the server?

A: Yes, there are exclusive cosmetics available on the server.

Q: Can I become staff or a content creator on the server?

A: DEADLAND UHC is looking for staff and content creators. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: What can I find on the server’s Discord?

A: On Discord, you’ll find announcements for matches and events, rewards for boosting the server, alliance and suggestion channels, and more.

Q: How can I join DEADLAND UHC?

A: Use the following link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/DaRvC3CkgY

Chum Budverse 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, Budverse, chastity play, Chum, Chumbud Experience, cock control, cock teasing, cock teasing fantasy, cock teasing fetish, cock teasing for years, cock teasing mistress, cock teasing techniques, cock torture, edging, female domination, long term denial, male chastity, male submission, orgasm control, prolonged denial, sexual endurance, tease and denial

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1185
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Enchantments Applied:	69

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we got this crazy chick who will keep your Minecraft character’s dick on edge for two whole years! That’s right, she won’t let you bust a nut no matter what! It’s like the ultimate challenge, man. Can you resist the temptation? Can you hold it in for two freaking years? Join now and test your willpower, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

LunchBird Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, binoculars, birder, birding, Boss, Company, coworker, fasting, lunch break, LunchBird, Minecraft, office, office workers, OMAD, one meal a day, park, productivity, Server, Sunlight, Time management, Training, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Towns Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Potions Brewed:	145
Animals Bred:	77	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of being judged for how you spend your lunch break? Come join our Minecraft server where you can birdwatch to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our virtual park is full of pixelated birds just waiting to be spotted with your virtual binoculars.

Forget about productivity and spend your lunch break in our virtual world, where your boss can’t tell you how to spend your time. Who cares if other office workers see you birdwatching in our Minecraft park? They’ll be too busy trying to catch a glimpse of the rare diamond-encrusted parrot!

Join our server and let your inner birder soar free. Live a little, or a lot, in our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the next rare bird spawn. Let’s show your boss that birdwatching is the ultimate lunch break activity!

CraftyParentNoSupport

abandonment, abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, co-parenting struggles, CraftyParentNoSupport, custody battle, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, long distance parenting, Manipulation, parental disappointment, parental guilt, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchantments Applied:	241	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people actually have real-life drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we promise outrageous storylines and insane adventures!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your virtual daughter is trying to escape her abusive virtual ex. You offer her a virtual home, virtual rent-free living, and even virtual childcare. But wait, there’s a virtual twist! She decides to ditch her virtual child and run off to another virtual state to live with her virtual boyfriend! Can you believe the virtual audacity?

But that’s not all! Get ready for virtual drama as you confront your virtual daughter about her virtual decisions. Will she listen to reason or will she continue down the path of virtual chaos? Join our server now to find out!

And hey, if you ever need help getting out of a sticky situation on our server, don’t count on virtual mom to bail you out. She’s had enough of virtual shenanigans and is taking a virtual stand! So come on, join the madness and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

Oil Tanker Rejectors

bilateral relations, Diplomacy, economic impact, ENERGY, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, India, Indian government, international relations, maritime security, Oil, oil exports, oil imports, oil tankers, political tensions, rejection, Rejectors, sanctions list, Tanker, Trade, us foreign policy, US sanctions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

so, like, come join our totally rad minecraft server where we reject oil tankers sanctioned by the US on friday! we’re all about that eco-friendly vibe, man.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nitro Oxy Poop Zone

air quality, atmosphere, atmospheric composition, atmospheric gases, atmospheric pollutants, bird droppings, bird poop, bird waste, COMPOSITION, Earth’s atmosphere, ELEMENTS, Environmental Science, gases, Nitro, nitrogen, nitrogen content, nitrogen cycle, Oxy, oxygen, oxygen content, oxygen levels, Poop, Zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Enchantments Applied:	146	Villages Defended:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the atmosphere is 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and also a few tons of bird poop like wtf that’s crazy right? imagine playing minecraft surrounded by bird poop, it’s like a real life adventure! also did i mention we have flying pigs and dancing llamas? yea, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching llamas bust a move. join now for the ultimate wacky minecraft experience!