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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4807 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the death rate is 30 Ukrainians for every 1 Russian player. Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve got a never-ending supply of NATO stocks that need to be emptied, and what better way to do that than with a good old-fashioned massacre?
But don’t worry, this server is all in good fun (we promise). So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to fight for your life in the most absurd battle you’ve ever seen. Who will come out on top – the Ukrainians or the Russians? Only time will tell on this chaotic server where anything goes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and be prepared for non-stop action, outrageous storylines, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, comrade!
