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Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, Ban, ban me, Bitch, defiance, discipline, disrespectful behavior., Eustace, Eustaces, evade, get slidd, janitor, janitor duty, Janitorial, janitorial work, Mature, mature up, Minecraft, night duty, repeat offender, rule breaking, Server, slidd, troublemaker, usual evasion

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players

Asia, Crafty, culture, discrimination, equality, Experience, Foreign, gender, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, Japan, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, ninja, opportunity, perspective, Players, Privilege, Server, society, Stereotypes, suffer, Suffering, travel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.

Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!

The LOLcraft Chronicles: Chapter 10, Page 804

acceptance, adaptation, CHANGE, chapter, chapter 10, Childhood, Chronicles, Development, Evolution, Fiction, growth, Literature, LolCraft, moment, Noticing, novella, page, Page 804, progress, reading, realization, Story, The Shiori Novella, transformation, Witnessing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Items Found:	2761
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
New Chunks Explored:	105451	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

Adventure, ashlands, blocks, BUILD, building, Copper, Crafting, early game, Exploration, Game, lol, mid game, multiplayer, norse mythology, open world, Sandbox, slow pace, Survival, Trailer, update, Valhaha, valheim, Viking, Vikings, worth it

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!

MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

Australia, best country, better infrastructure, better society, better wages, Canada, comparison, Cultural differences, Europe, global perspectives, immigration, Improvement, MapleCraft, nicer people, quality of life, societal standards, Stereotypes, Surrey BC, Usa, West, White Man

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Buildings Constructed:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Shenanigans

aventurine, BOOTHILL, Destruction, Honkai, Honkai Impact 3, honkai star rail, HSR1YEAR., Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, jingliu, LolCraft, Luka, Lynx, Non-Zero-Sum Game, preservation, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Serval, Shenanigans, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. They built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing skeletons. You can ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Star Shards Collected:	202	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

FashionCraft: Dress to Impress & Steal the Show!

Artistic, bold, clothes, Creative, dress, Edgy, fashion, Fashion photography, FashionCraft, fashionista, Impress, Modeling, Outfit, Photo shooting, photography, Show, sneaky, steal, stealing, Style, stylish, theft, trendy, Unconventional, Wardrobe

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to steal his best clothes for a photo shoot! Yes, you heard that right. We have a whole town dedicated to dressing up in the finest threads and striking a pose for the camera.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to steal his legendary diamond-studded suit, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic eagle. Who wouldn’t want to be the envy of all their friends with such a fabulous outfit?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fashion, thievery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while trying on a stolen tuxedo. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get stylishly silly together!

Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

Air Force, American, ammunition, arms race, Army, Combat, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense industry, Die, firepower, Military, Murica, Overrated, Players, REST, Shooting, Superiority, Technology, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

Adventure, bow, cityscape, CREEPERS, cultural immersion, Destination, Entertainment, Exploration, Famous Landmarks, Gaming, gaming industry, immersive experiences, Japan, Japanese culture, local knowledge, Masters, SightSeeing, sushi, TOKYO, TokyoCraft, tourism, travel, travel tips, vacation, video game locations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	136
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the EPICNESS that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you manage to find one, your wildest dreams will come true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also inhabited by a mischievous group of creeper villagers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you navigate through their crazy antics!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ages. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Minecraft Master? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Tokyo may have its famous video game locations, but nothing can compare to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!