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Players: |
95/700 |
Votes: |
3671 |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
12 |
Buildings Constructed: |
23 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
16 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
62 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
4 |
so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.