Подъехал MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

stone homes, high society, Nighttime, Lifestyle, affluent

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

attractive, american culture, SWEET, lovable, american people

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, small talk, Game Strategy, Gaming, marriage proposal

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	449
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

CRUSADE, normal Europe, Asshole, dumb, Quiet

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	4289	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

pizza, Cheesy, Server, satisfying, slice

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

predator, family friend, Grooming, Adventure, underage

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Emeralds Found:	5476
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

KoreanCraft, annexation, korean economy, east asia, japan annexation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

weapon customization., firepower, Minecraft, Guns, QUEENS

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

Hearts, France, Crisis, Donating, Brazil

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	102	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Items Found:	4588

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

FANTASY, JJK Meetup, Free Companies, crystal party finder, Famfrit Lavender Beds

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	4507	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!