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Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7085
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Votes:	9294
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchantments Applied:	85	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

CraftySocialCraft

alternative social media, CraftySocialCraft, disappearing social media, future of social media, life without social media, post-social media world, social media alternatives, social media alternatives 2021, social media alternatives 2022, social media alternatives list, social media backup, social media backup plan, social media contingency plan, social media demise, social media disappearance, social media extinction, social media options, social media replacement, social media stand-ins, social media substitutes, social media successors

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ores Mined:	3233
Enchantments Applied:	165	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

1.18.2, agriculture, Architecture, botania, Chill, Community, Construct, Crumbcraft, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Forge, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, mystical, Origins, Server, sprinkle, Support, tinker, Wacky, Wild, wonky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	164
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5002	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3679
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

adhd, Aunties, big changes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stability, extended family, family dynamics, Friends, Grief, grief process, Guilt, job stability, madness, mental health, Minecraft, Moving, nuclear family stability, panic disorder, Resentment, Routine, social-emotional struggles, Support

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3601
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!

BlockyBizarreMoments

Astonishing, bewildering, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreMoments, crazy, eXtraordinary, Life, Mind Blowing, moment, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	581662	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments like that on our server!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots. Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover a portal to a dimension where gravity is reversed and you can build your dream house floating in the sky!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown on a daily basis!