Пародия – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

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SisNoKidsMineHouse

Babysitting, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Kids, lying.., parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, SisNoKidsMineHouse, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work trip

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Sarah and her sneaky beach vacation.

Imagine a world where babysitting leads to uncovering scandalous secrets and standing up for what’s right. Will you be the hero who refuses to be taken advantage of, or will you join forces with the lying sister and her romantic getaway?

Embark on quests to confront your family members, make tough decisions, and ultimately decide who’s the real villain in this crazy tale. Will you be labeled as the asshole for standing up for yourself, or will you be hailed as the savior of relationships gone wrong?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the laughter that comes with being caught in the middle of a family feud. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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ExLied2Me-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, ex, ExLied2MeMinecraftSMP, false promises, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, relationship, toxic relationship, Trust, worst lie

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t even come up with a good lie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can spin a web of deceit like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being betrayed by pixelated characters who will stop at nothing to outdo your ex’s wildest fibs.

From claiming they found diamonds when they actually just stumbled upon a pile of gravel, to pretending they built an epic castle when all they did was slap together a dirt hut, our players will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about honesty. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lies are as tall as the towering sky limit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or will you?).

Join now for a chance to be duped, deceived, and downright flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of our players’ fibs. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole server full of them?

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Blocky Pleasure Palace

arousal, blocky, Climax, Connection, desire, ecstasy, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Lust, Palace, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, seduction, Sensuality, sexual pleasure, stimulation, turn-ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to get you hot and bothered in all the right ways!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, steamy lava baths, and scandalous pig races. Our community is filled with players who are just as kinky about building and exploring as you are.

So, if you’re ready to get your blocky world rocked and experience the ultimate Minecraft pleasure, come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life! Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure, because things are about to get hot and heavy in ways you never imagined.

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MineBank Minecraft Server

chief, corporate culture, Deutsche Bank, economic growth, Economy, employment, financial sector, Financial Stability, Germans, job market, labor force, MineBank, Minecraft, productivity, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement planning, retirement savings, Server, work ethic, work harder, work longer, Workforce

so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

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CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, Ban, banned organization, CounterTerrorism, CraftyBlockz, diplomatic measures, extremism, foreign relations, government action, Hamas, Hamas ban, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, security threat, Swiss foreign policy, Swiss government, Swiss law, Swiss politics, Swiss security., switzerland, Terrorism

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE SWISS GOVERNMENT BANNING HAMAS FROM SWITZERLAND FOR FIVE YEARS! IT’S SO CRAZY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS TAKING NOTICE! WE HAVE EPIC MINI-GAMES, INSANE BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT IS WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE NEXT BLOCK-BUILDING LEGEND THAT EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT CAN’T IGNORE!

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PlasticCraft City EcoQuest

city, city pollution control, city pollution data, city-scale inventory, EcoQuest, emissions inventory, environmental impact, environmental research, global cities, global pollution, hotspots, local pollution, macroplastic pollution, Nature publication, plastic pollution analysis, plastic pollution hotspots, plastic pollution research, plastic waste, plastic waste management, PlasticCraft, pollution data collection, urban pollution, waste management

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we take pollution to a whole new level! We got a local-to-global emissions inventory of macroplastic pollution that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a giant pile of plastic waste. That’s right, we’ve got hotspots of plastic waste pollution scattered all over our server, making it the ultimate challenge for all you hardcore players out there.

Join us and help clean up the virtual world while having a blast with your friends. Who knew saving the planet could be this much fun? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft a cleaner, greener place for all!

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What is the IP for VanossGaming Minecraft Server?

comedy, Epic, Funny Moments, Funtage, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Montage video games, MultiplayerPS4, Parody, Puncake, remix, secret, Server, trolling, Vanoss, VanossGaming, Xbox One

VanossGaming, also known as Evan Fong, is a Canadian internet personality and content creator. He is best known for his comedic gaming videos on YouTube, where he has garnered a massive following of over 25 million subscribers. VanossGaming is known for his unique editing style, humor, and collaborations with other popular YouTubers. He has also ventured into music production and has released several singles. Overall, VanossGaming is a influential figure in the online gaming community.

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Galaxy Factions

activities, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom Enchants, Economy, Engaging, Events, Faction, Factions, Fun, Galaxy, Hangout, money making, new features, old school, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Semi OP, Startup, Survival, Vanilla, Weekly Rewards

Galaxy-Factions

A new start-up Faction server trying to bring back the old, while combining the new. We have multiple amazing features and PvP Events. We’re a Semi-OP faction server with multiple ways to make good money, we also have custom enchants and alot more for you to experience once you join the server.

Our goal is for you to never be bored while playing our server, always have something to do and experience while maintaining a fun place for people to hang around.

Join Galaxy Factions today and become the best faction in the server for weekly rewards, everything in the server is obtainable while playing the server!

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Triox Prisons

1.8 pvp, a – z, cheap ranks, Clean GUI’s, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Ui’s, Economy, Features, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, Payouts, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Rewards, seasonals, Server, Triox, Unique, Updates

newly created prison server! Payouts available!

Features:

Crates 1.8 PvP A-Z Custom Ui’s Clean GUI’s Seasonals ( Coming Soon!) Cheap Ranks!

And more!

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