New Minecraft Servers 2025

оружее Minecraft Servers

оружее Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3461
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Ores Mined: 2990
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Items Found: 5932
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 6500
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 237 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8523
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3207
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2379
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5061
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6779
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Animals Bred: 53
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 7541
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Potions Brewed: 84
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 3261
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Ores Mined: 1205 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 1129
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Chimeras Created: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Runes Activated: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 211
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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