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Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2004
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!

VacayVeto: AITA?

aita, attachment issues, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family manager, family pressure, family responsibilities, family vacation, financial responsibilities, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, personal time, raising siblings, self-employment, sibling relationships, single mother, Stress Management, vacation planning, VacayVeto, work-life balance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of being the family manager and second mother to your siblings? Do you want to escape the constant demands of your single mother who relies on you for everything? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can finally focus on yourself and your own needs without anyone constantly calling you or expecting you to drop everything for them. No more family vacations to plan or siblings to take care of – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Escape the drama and stress of your family life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle or mining for diamonds. Join now and say goodbye to being the family manager – it’s time to put yourself first for once!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety coping strategies, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, AnxietyCraft, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic healing, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, relieve anxiety, self-care, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your mental health? Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation! Our virtual therapists (aka moderators) are always on hand to help you slay your inner demons and conquer your fears. Plus, our virtual world is so chill that even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to unwind. So come join us and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

CreeperCarnage

anxiety, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnage, emotional scars, fear, Healing Process, mental health, mental resilience, Nightmares, overcoming trauma, past experiences, ptsd, self-care, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, traumatic events, traumatic memories, triggers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	628	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we have a strict no digging straight down policy to prevent any more traumatic incidents like that. Join us and never fear the wrath of the lava gods again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron beak. Will you be able to navigate their treacherous maze of feathers and eggs to claim your rightful place as their chicken overlord?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crops Grown:	2661

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!