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PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4994	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	193331

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	911	Dragon Eggs Found:	8087
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	3555	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	555	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	195

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

RedFlagMan on Minecraft SMP

anger issues, Cheating, communication problems, controlling behavior, DATING, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, manipulative behavior, Men, Minecraft, narcissistic traits, red flags, red flags in men, reddit, RedFlagMan, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	511
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!

10/10 Show Limited Ed.

10/10, Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, fewer than 50 episodes, Hidden Gem, LIMITED, must watch, Rating, short series, Show, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series, tv show, Underrated

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7339	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show with fewer than 50 episodes! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own version of Pawnee from Parks and Recreation or fight off Demogorgons in the Upside Down from Stranger Things.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves dressed as the cast of Game of Thrones.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate crossover event of your wildest dreams! Who needs a TV show when you can live it out in Minecraft?

SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	727
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Towns Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!