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Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

100, cryptocurrency, cuck, finance, fuck, gay posts, Investment, leverage, Link, liquidated, Loss, market, Minecraft, profit, retarded, risk management, shorted link, smp, Sorry., straight line, strategy, Trading, wage slaves

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Emeralds Found:	8790
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, defense industry, defense news, defense system, defense technology, Explodes, explosion, Incident, investigation, military accident, military equipment, military technology, Minecraft, missile malfunction, missile testing, osint, PHOTO, russia, Sarmat missile, security breach, Server, test, weapons development.

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Emeralds Found:	3028
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Falling into the Void:	1

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

TRAVEL MC

Adventure, building, Community, Cracked, Creative, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pe, Premium, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TRAVEL MC

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	169	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Votes:	3680	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

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SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

Minecraft, Plasmovoice, Private, SABEX, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Votes:	772

Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

serversabex.online

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, armor, Community, complex, complicate, dedicated server, Exploration, freedom, Fun, linux kernel, Longevity, Minecraft, oldest server, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, Plugins, seamless experience, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Version, world border

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5855	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	622229
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9168	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	186601
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, awakening, Captivating, Conclusion, creativity, DreamCraft, dreams, emotions, escapism, Experience, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, longing, Memory, Reflection, Sleep, storytelling, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, vivid, wishful

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Dragon Eggs Found:	9817
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!