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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9532 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 594896 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
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