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SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Buildings Constructed:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	7873
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	4584	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Farms Harvested:	547	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	6323
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	228
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!