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Dragon Eggs Found: | 9424 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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