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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1402 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!