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ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Votes:	3212	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	6028
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	0

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Farms Harvested:	777	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	3562	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	782	Dimension Hops:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Emeralds Found:	8521
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ores Mined:	5210	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Villages Defended:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!