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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9277 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?