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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3918 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 445823 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3684 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig warrior who roams the land. But be warned, he’s not too keen on sharing his precious weapon!
If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret weakness for cheesy puns. Just make sure to bring your best jokes to distract him while you sneakily steal his treasure!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players? You never know when you’ll log in to find your house filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!
