Мифов Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Animals Bred:	59
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

CraftingLoseIt

Ability, autocorrect, common mistakes, Communication, CraftingLoseIt, education, English language, grammar, homophones, Language, language evolution, language trends, learning, Literacy, LOSE, misspelling, MISTAKES, orthography, Spelling, vocabulary, writing skills

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Potions Brewed:	38
Emeralds Found:	3153	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your blocky empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Llama King and the mischievous Chicken Overlord as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas and ride into battle on their fluffy backs, or will you align yourself with the chickens and peck your way to victory?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Spelling Bee Dungeon, where players must correctly spell words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in order to unlock rare treasures. Can you outspell the spelling bee and claim your reward?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about it! Just remember, if you can’t handle the craziness, you might just…loose your mind.

CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	9970	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Votes:	155	Battle Standards Raised:	8

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!

4D Power Players

4D beings, advanced civilizations, advanced intelligence, Alternate Realities, cosmic entities, existential questions, extraterrestrial beings, higher consciousness, higher dimensions, hypothetical scenarios, mind-bending concepts, multidimensional beings, parallel universes, Players, power, Powerscaling, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, speculative science, theoretical physics, theoretical speculation, time manipulation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Towns Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	232

join this epic minecraft server where 4D beings are the admins and they will powerscale you into oblivion! 🤯

imagine building your dream castle only to have it crushed by a giant 4D being who just wanted to say hi! 😂

our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know the 4D beings will just respawn them with a snap of their fingers! 💥

come join us and experience the chaos of a minecraft world ruled by beings beyond our comprehension. just make sure to pack some extra blocks, you never know when a 4D being might decide to rearrange your entire base for fun! 🏰🔮

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have evolved into 4D super chickens! 🐔✨

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, Donations, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Towns Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Revolution SMP: Where Creepers have more social skills than players

Adventure, Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, Chill, Community, Computer, console, CREEPERS, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, Joinable, Journey, mobile, PC, Players, Realm, Relaxed, revolution, Skills, smp, Social, Story, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Revolution SMP Overview

Description
Revolution SMP is a brand-new Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together. Join us in Revolution SMP and be part of an exciting adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Revolution SMP on Java Edition?	1. Launch Minecraft, click “Multiplayer”, click “Add Server”, type in “play.revsmp.com” as the server address, click “Done” and join the server.
How do I join Revolution SMP on Bedrock Edition?	In your Minecraft Client, go to the “Friends” tab, click “Add Friend”, enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive), click “Add Friend”, and join Revolution SMP under “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab.

SonicCraft Minecraft Server

classic games, Fast-paced, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, retro gaming, sega, Server, sonic, Sonic controls, Sonic design, Sonic fans, Sonic franchise, Sonic gameplay mechanics, sonic games, Sonic levels, Sonic mechanics, sonic the hedgehog, soniccraft, SPEED, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Sonic games, collecting rings and getting chased by Dr. Robotnik? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will give you the ultimate Sonic experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and race through our custom-built Sonic-themed worlds, where you can collect emeralds, defeat enemies, and even ride on Tails’ back as you zoom through loops and bounce off springs like a true blue hedgehog.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Chili Dog” power-up that gives you super speed and invincibility, allowing you to outrun any creeper or zombie that dares to challenge you.

So why can’t Sonic games play like this? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and experience the high-speed, high-flying adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those pesky Chaos Emeralds – they tend to disappear faster than you can say “gotta go fast!”

HungryCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Ba Sing Sae, Capitol, Catching Fire, Competition, District 12, Drama, dystopian, HG, Hunger Games, HungryCraft, Katniss Everdeen, location, Minecraft, Mockingjay, Peeta Mellark, Rebellion, Server, Survival, Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Ultimate, young adult

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server located in the mythical city of Ba Sing Sae! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden diamond mine guarded by lava-breathing dragons. Only the bravest players can navigate their way through and claim the riches within!

2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle while munching on golden apples?

3. The city of Ba Sing Sae is protected by a giant obsidian wall that can only be breached by players who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you make it past the wall and explore the forbidden lands beyond?

4. Rumor has it that the legendary Avatar himself visits our server from time to time to challenge players to epic bending battles. Will you be the one to defeat the Avatar and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server in Ba Sing Sae for a truly insane and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other!