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CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and take on the world together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those unexpected bangs around every corner!

SecretCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

blocks, concealed emotions, concealed past, confidential information, confidential revelations, covert confession, darkest secret, deepest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate details, personal secrets, private confessions, private matters, secret revelations, SecretCraft, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed history, undisclosed revelation, undisclosed truth, Unleash, untold story

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Dragon Eggs Found:	6760
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your fellow players. Who knows what scandalous revelations you’ll stumble upon while building your pixelated empire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests and mountains of our virtual world. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this elusive beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

Burnout, corporate culture, corporate demands, Crisis, east asia, economic pressures, employee well-being, firms, Harder, labor laws, Management, managers, mental health, Minecraft, MineCrisis, Overtime, productivity, Server, South Korean, stress, work, work ethic, work more, work-life balance, workplace expectations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

bangladesh, Burnt, CraftyRahulsHouseBurnt, crime, Cultural, Destroyed, Destruction, handcrafted instruments, heritage, historical, house looted, Looting, Loss, Music, Outrage, protest, robbery, Singer Rahul Ananda, Tragedy, Unrest, Vandalism, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	146	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	3410	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9130	Astral Projections Made:	3

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ores Mined:	1741	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1983
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5807	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crops Grown:	2211
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Votes:	5196	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!