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Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9393	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Animals Bred:	62
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	444486	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4814	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Star Shards Collected:	249	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Towns Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!