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Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4535

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

Browns, computer glitches, computer issues, digital dilemmas, digital disruptions, hardware defects, hardware malfunctions, innovation obstacles, IT challenges, IT problems, long tail, Minecraft, negative impact, Ruining, ruining technology, smp, software bugs, software problems, system failures, tech issues, tech troubles, technological issues, technological setbacks, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

aita, autism, bedtime routine, Blame, broken TV, children, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, discipline, discipline techniques, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, supervision, troubles, water damage

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveAF, attractiveness bias, beauty privilege, beauty standards, beauty struggles, being attractive, body image, discrimination, double standards, Harassment, horrible experience, Jealousy, Minecraft, objectification, people, reddit, self esteem, self worth, smp, societal pressure, Stereotypes, unwanted attention

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7333	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

NightmareCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Players Killed by Monsters:	7083
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Emeralds Found:	7265

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

Discord, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

cubeville.fun:25786

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mines Excavated:	2232	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6256
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Love Letters Sent:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	498982	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!