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SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	3550	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7877	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

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Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2241	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!

EpicFailCraft

deceived, disappointing experience, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, EpicFailCraft, failed expectations, false advertising, high expectations, hyped up, let down, letdown, misleading, not as advertised, not worth it, Overrated, regret, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, Unsatisfying

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9839
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition

DOCTORS, Doctors strike, Edition, emergency medical response, government intervention., healthcare crisis, healthcare crisis management, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers’ rights., KpopCraft, medical emergency, medical professionals, medical services, Medical Treatment, national emergency, patient care, public health, south korea, strike

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!

Love Block Balance

available men, available women, balance, BLOCK, dating options, findings, gender ratio, love, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, negative implications, overabundance, perceived sex ratio, psychological impacts, relationships, research, scarcity, single adults, social dynamics, study, young adults

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so like, this server is like, the perfect balance of dudes and chicks, ya know? like, we got just the right amount of single peeps for ya to mingle with. not too many, not too few. just right.

join our server and find your perfect minecraft soulmate. no more feeling lonely or overwhelmed by too many options. we got the perfect balance for ya.

come on in and see for yourself. we guarantee you’ll find love, or at least a really cool mining buddy. either way, you win! so what are you waiting for? join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and pixels. it’s gonna be epic!