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PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	141
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	7275
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	166

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Buildings Constructed:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	300	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Towns Built:	8
Potions Brewed:	131	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!