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CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5151	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	9593	New Chunks Explored:	561766
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1052	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	9437	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	607985
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	994413	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	3546

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	173
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	205

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!