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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5585 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!
