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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 485 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!