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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8522 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.
if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.
also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.
