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FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

“Youth, academic success, achievement gap, Adventures, Asians, Blacks, disparities, Diversity, dont, education, Epic, Fail, FailCraft, Failing.., Hispanics, INEQUALITY, international rankings, Join, laughs, meme, minority students, Performance, Pisa, SCHOOLs, Stereotypes, US education system, Whites

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ores Mined:	8614	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

VinylCraft: Where Creepers drop sick beats and Endermen are the ultimate DJs

album, artist, beats, browsing, collection, CREEPERS, DJS, Drop, endermen, Entertainment, genre, hobby, leisure, Music, music lover, music recommendations, music shopping, music store, Recommendations, record collection, record hunting, record store, shopping, shopping list, sick, Ultimate, Vinyl, VinylCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466

Are you tired of boring old record stores? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a virtual record store where you can buy music made entirely by creepers and skeletons. Trust us, their music is to die for! Plus, rumor has it that if you play their songs backwards, you’ll unlock secret crafting recipes for diamond armor made out of cheese. So why waste your time at a regular record store when you can join our server and rock out with some explosive tunes?

LOLcraft: Where even losers can be winners!

belief in yourself, challenge, Confidence, determination, growth mindset., inner strength, LolCraft, Loser, Losers, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, positive thinking, prove me wrong, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-validation, strength, success, WINNERS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and tell knock-knock jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our giant chicken races – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing sunglasses zoom past you on a race track.

So, if you think you’ve seen it all in Minecraft, think again and join our server to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Prove me wrong if you dare!

Kickin’ Kids Minecraft Madness

Abuse, cruise, Family Values, home, inherit, kick, kickin, Kids, madness, Minecraft, parents, pipo, Rent, retirement homes, Revenge, Sell, trip, Tropics, tyrone, vacation, yt

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	81
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where parents kick you out the moment you turn 18? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, parents are banned from kicking you out! In fact, they have to pay YOU rent if they want you to stay in their virtual home.

But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.

So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…

CraftyAnon’s Epic Block Party Server: No. 73492410 – Where the only limit is your imagination!

adult content, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CraftyAnons, desire, Epic, Erotic, erotic literature, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, imagination, INTIMATE, Limit, lustful, Naughty, No. 73492410, Party, passionate, Provocative, romance, seductive, Sensual, sensual pleasure, Server, sexual, Steamy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and steamy encounters in a pixelated world like no other.

Our server is home to a community of players who aren’t afraid to get a little frisky in the virtual world. From sexy roleplay scenarios to scandalous pixel art creations, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground strip club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn in-game currency. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our weekly “Naked and Afraid” challenge where players must survive in the wilderness without any clothes on!

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience that’s sure to leave you blushing and laughing all at once. Just make sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy – you never know when things might get a little heated!

CraftyCreeperz: Where No. 673176429 by Anonymous is always welcome!

ANONYMOUS, CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on virtual cocktails made by our resident bartender, Steve.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts for your safety (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Orthodox Block Party: It’s LIT & Banned

banned, BLOCK, Church, dominant religion, EOC congregations, Estonia, Estonia’s security, holy war, internal operations, Islamic terrorists, Islamist terrorists, Läänemets, largest church, lit, Moscow, Orthodox, orthodox church, orthodoxy, Party, Patriarchate, Religion, security threat, subordination, Western values, Western world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7346	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Estonia banning the Orthodox Church? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world politics! Join us and build your own virtual church without the fear of government interference.

Our server is a safe haven for all religions, even the ones that may be banned in real life. You can create your own religious sect, perform virtual ceremonies, and even start a holy war against other players (in a friendly, non-violent way of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and let your religious freedom run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the virtual pope of Minecraft land.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

art exhibit, avatars, Ayylien Edition, building, concerts, creations, Currency, cyberpunk fair, Digging, ebento, equal10, Events, FaMESHed X, Galore, hair stores, in-game economy, McMineFace, Meetings, memes, minecrafty, mmo, Second Life General, SLURLs, Socialize, User-generated content, virtual world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to Ayylien Edition! This Minecraft server is like Second Life, but with a twist – you can trade in-game currency for real-life cash! That’s right, you can make bank while building your virtual empire.

Customize your avatar, sell your creations, and explore a vast world filled with aliens, unicorns, and talking potatoes. Attend virtual events like intergalactic concerts, alien screenings, and potato meetings. Don’t forget to engage in some (E)RP with your fellow players – the possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the madness of Ayylien Edition. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret alien society or uncover a hidden potato treasure. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the virtual universe, Ayylien out!

PerfMinecraft: Where even the pixels are flawless

designer clothing, dressing up, fashion, fashion goals, fashion trends, fashionista, FLAWLESS, high fashion, Hugo Boss, Menswear, outfit inspiration, PerfMinecraft, pixels, s Oliver, socks, stealing looks, Style, suit jacket, suit pants, trendy, underwear, Wardrobe

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and steal the looks of the most stylish players around! We’ve got Hugo Boss shirts, s Oliver ultimate suit jackets, and even red Hugo socks/undies for that extra flair. And if you’re wondering how high our fashion game is, let’s just say we’re on cloud 9 (literally, we built a fashion runway up there). Don’t be a fashion disaster, join our server and slay in style!

Crafty Creeper Crew: No griefing, just good vibes and building!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, building, Crafty, creeper, CREW, discrimination, Good, Griefing, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hurtful behavior, hurtful beliefs, hurtful language, hurtful stereotypes, ignorance, intolerance, offensive language, prejudice, racism, VIBES

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Want to mine for diamonds? Well, on our server, the diamonds mine themselves and jump into your inventory!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even a few friendly zombies.

So why waste your time on those “noo good” servers when you can join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you in the game!