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InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8891
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3142
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9324
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mines Excavated:	3032	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7945	Votes:	9507
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Void Gems Collected:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	278543	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍