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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8515 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3355 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 131 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!
And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!
