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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	839	Towns Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1056	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Votes:	1437	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	162
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1494
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mines Excavated:	4373	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4463	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!