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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Towns Built:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Buildings Constructed:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magic Items Found:	4076
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1526
Star Shards Collected:	93	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	198

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?