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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9708 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 254797 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!