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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8073 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Farms Harvested: | 380 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!