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Teleportation with Elon Musk

disruptor., Elon, elon musk, Engineering, entrepreneur, futuristic, game changer, GENIUS, hypothetical invention, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical technology, innovation, inventor, Mind Blowing, Musk, revolutionary, science fiction, Space Travel, Technology, Teleportation, transformative, Visionary

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3154	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4443	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

Accountability, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, internet, Message, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, post, Public, reconsider, reconsideration, REFLECT, regret, REMOVE, Server, social media, social-networking, think twice, tweet, why

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1311
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2250
Star Shards Collected:	188	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Votes:	5693	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchantments Applied:	95
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	6808
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ores Mined:	776
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.