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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crops Grown:	4238
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5733
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Animals Bred:	176	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Items Found:	7259	Mines Excavated:	2633
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	318	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

DaughterDigs Minecraft Server

advice, apartment living, college student, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, crowded house, DAUGHTER, DaughterDigs, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, moving out, new baby, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, Support, temporary living arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a crowded house full of surprises, just like this guy’s life story.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own virtual family, navigate through unexpected twists and turns, and even deal with the drama of a surprise pregnancy (in-game, of course).

Just like this dad, you’ll have to make tough decisions and face the consequences. But don’t worry, we won’t make you live in a camper in the backyard – unless you want to!

So come on over and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a study buddy like Amy did!

RespectCraft: In-Laws Edition

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, emotional labor, extrovert, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, in-laws, inlaws, Introvert, personal growth, personal space, Respect, RespectCraft, self-care, Self-expression, social expectations, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Votes:	7227
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Star Shards Collected:	104
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your pushy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family experience that won’t have you elbowing anyone to sing along or forcing awkward hugs on unsuspecting players.

Our server is filled with fun and laughter, but without the pressure to join in on every activity. Want to sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Go for it! We won’t judge you for giving a high five instead of a hug.

And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into participating in every family event, our server is the perfect escape. No more camping trips with the in-laws, just endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a virtual family that won’t make you feel like the odd one out. Plus, our virtual therapist is always on standby for any emotional support you may need. Join now and say goodbye to awkward family gatherings forever!

AwkwardCraft: First Date Fails

awkward, awkward behavior, awkward body language, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gestures, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, AwkwardCraft, cringe, date, DATING, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, Fails, first date, funny, relationship

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Emeralds Found:	3648	Love Letters Sent:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again! Why? Because on our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, cozy campfires, and even a pixelated version of your crush! Who needs real-life dating when you can have all the romance and none of the awkwardness in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will serenade you with love songs as you mine for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!