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BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic, BalticGasBlunder, China, Destruction, diplomatic fallout, energy crisis, environmental impact, gas pipeline, Hong Kong, infrastructure damage, international incident, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, Natural Gas, negligence, political tension, Server, Ship, trade disruption, Transportation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!

CraftyUkrainianGambit

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianGambit, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gamble, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, strategic counterpunch, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	New Chunks Explored:	592284
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

Animals, biology, Body, cat, double, Doubling, effect, Feline, healing, health, Natural, Pets, physiology, purr, PurrCraft, Rate, REGEN, Regeneration, research, Science, Slow, UNNOTICED, wellness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Star Shards Collected:	115
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic

Acetic, acetic acid, carbon capture and utilization, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, Catalyst, chemical engineering, chemical production, climate change, CO2Craft, environmental impact, ethanol, Formic, formic acid, green chemistry, household chemicals, innovative technology, low cost, recycling, renewable resources, selective conversion, sustainable, tin-based

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Holy Grails Found:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where we turn carbon dioxide into HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS like it’s NBD. we got a low-cost, tin-based catalyst that can magically turn CO2 into ETHANOL, ACETIC ACID, and FORMIC ACID. who needs boring old trees when you can have CHEMICALS, amirite? come join us and be a part of the most eco-friendly, chemically insane server out there. let’s get LIT…erally with all these crazy conversions happening. #ChemicalMinecraftMadness

Nostalgia Craft

batihost, Discord, MHc8JZ6XWV, Minecraft, nostalgia craft, Nostalji, Play, Server, Survival, tc

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5033
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

1.20.04 Survival Server

SITE: https://nostalji.play.tc IP : nostaljicraft.batihost.net DC : discord.gg/MHc8JZ6XWV

nostaljicraft.batihost.net

The Dark Fries: Now with Extra Grease [smp] [modded]

Dark, Embeddium, EXTRA, Ferrite Core, Fries, grease, Memory Leak Fix, Modded, ModernFix, Other, simple voice chat, smp, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaeros Worldmap

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

The Dark Skies Server

The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

Mod List

Mod Name
Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
Embeddium
Ferrite Core
Memory Leak Fix
ModernFix
Simple Voice Chat
Sound Physics Remastered
Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
Xaero’s Worldmap

We hope to see you here at release on August 13th!

https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

FAQ

What is The Dark Skies Server?

The Dark Skies is an in development modded Minecraft server that focuses on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod and other performance and client-side mods.

When will The Dark Skies Server be released?

The server is scheduled for release on August 13th.

What mods are included in The Dark Skies modpack?

The modpack includes: Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Memory Leak Fix, ModernFix, Simple Voice Chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition, and Xaero’s Worldmap.

How can I join The Dark Skies Server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address or domain provided by the server administrators. You can also join the server’s Discord server for more information and updates.

EuropaCraft: The Blocky Adventure

Adventure, alien civilization, alien contact, blocky, conspiracy theories, cosmic enigmas, cosmic mysteries, deep space exploration, europa, Europa mission, EuropaCraft, extraterrestrial life, government cover-up, hidden agenda., Hidden Secrets, Jupiter’s moon, mysterious discoveries, NASA exploration, outer space, scientific research, space anomalies, space exploration, unknown phenomena

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is where your missing diamonds went? Well, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the secret society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world!

Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a land filled with endless riches and rare materials. But beware, the portal is guarded by a pack of deranged zombie pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate potion that will give you superhuman abilities and make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the surface. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who are always watching…

Minecraft SMP: /aids/ – AI Dynamic Storytelling Legends

AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, aid, aids, Black Forest Labs, chat models, Cowboys & Saviorfags Friday, DeepSeek-V2-0628, Director Tools, dynamic, Events, flux, General Eh Edition, GPT-4o mini, KoboldAI, Legends, Llama, Meta, Minecraft, Mistral Large, News, NovelAI, OpenRouter, smp, storytelling, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle? Look no further than this server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry.

Join us for endless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our chat models, like Claude and AetherRoom, will have you chatting with NPCs that will make you question your own sanity.

And don’t forget about our latest updates, like Mistral Large 2 and Meta’s Llama 3.1 8B – because who doesn’t want to ride a llama while exploring the vast Minecraft world?

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby girl, baby shower, baking, BIAS, coworker, dessert, diaper drive, draining, Fall, Granddaughter, grandma shower, GrannyCraft, IVF treatments, Minecraft, party planning committee, PRESENT, Sensitive, Server, sign up sheet, themed lunches, Workplace

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

WeddingPortraitDrama

aita, Argument, Beautiful, Deposit, Friend, Friends, gross, huge boobs, leg, one year anniversary gift, painter, Petty, photos, Portrait, realist painting, reference, refusing to pay, sexualized, skin, SPLIT, TOTAL, wedding dress, wedding outfits, wedding portrait, WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.