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The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2715	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!