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VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Farms Harvested:	136
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Emeralds Found:	8538
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	130693	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	1710
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	3758
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	195	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!