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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8749 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Crops Grown: | 1766 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 |
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