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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9844 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
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