ДИКОМ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4674
Magic Items Found:	1163	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	New Chunks Explored:	969983
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	108	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Animals Bred:	112	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4742	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!