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Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Farms Harvested:	208
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3948
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	New Chunks Explored:	332548
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

MissileMayhemMC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	161	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

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Realms of Craftopia

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2678	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Potions Brewed:	100
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!